I'm Anna Neptune, one of the college's private eyes. You can find my partner and superior in all things groovy at the link to the right, titled Detective Groovy. Together we co-own the agency Groovy Foxes.
We take all sorts of cases - mysterious suitcase donator, Miss Savannah and I thanks you greatly! - so contact either myself or Groovy if our assistance is ever needed.
Lifeguard by day, private detective by night.
Dabbler, bit moony, ginger flailing enthusiast. Scottish. Girl-skyscraper.
Captain Ginge.
Saving civilians from bad haircuts, terrible dye jobs, and bed head by day, exchanging hair care secrets with Thor by night.
Oh, please do. I’m actually afraid some of them are getting some serious injuries…
Well, in that case, I better break out the big guns. Where did you say the fight was taking place?
Oh. Well if that’s the case, could you please go break it up.
I’m just joking actually.
But I could break it up, if you want. As an expert in fight stopping, I’ll get it stopped in no time for ya.
They’re fighting over me.
We sure can! I used to work at a Renaissance fair back in Amsterdam every single summer. You get fancy outfits, but the corsets will kill you. We can! I am going back there anyways, since I need to take William to visit the city of my people. You should come, definitely! Bring Eric! Yes! Please! It would be so much fun!
You are not? Well, this is awkward. I will send - well, give - you a basket! A basket of all sorts of baked goods. You will be hugely impressed!
You did? That’s so cool! I can see why a corset would be a pain, but I’d still like to experience wearing one! Don’t forget the dresses either! I’m really looking forward to putting one on and just swishing around. Those medieval dresses look very swishable! Oh, you’re taking William? I haven’t seen him in forever, how’s he been? And, sure, yeah, I’ll for sure bring it by Eric. Best case scenario, I’ll get him out of those retched bow-ties.
I sure hope so! I look forward to receiving your basket of goodies!
Yes, right! Okay, we have many plans but I am certain I can live up to your expectations. I only aim to please you, milady!
Oh, you flatter me too much. Well, if you hadn’t been impressed, I would have seduced you with cookies. Or scones, whichever you prefer. The trip to Amsterdam is on, most definitely. I will dazzle you with my mad skills of tour guiding.
Ooh, m’lady! Wow! Can we add going to a Renaissance fair on our rapidly growing to-do list? And Amsterdam, we can do that during the next break, can’t we?
I should let you seduce me more often! I mean… oh gosh, Sav, I’m totally not impressed with your incredibly large muscles, shower me with scones~
